Unfortunately Jacob
Via Shaun Inman’s links on rentzsch.com – googling the term “Unfortunately $yourname” (for the less programmingly inclined, $ indicates a variable) generates some bizarre results.
* Unfortunately Jacob fell into this category, and he was led away to be shot…
* Unfortunately, Jacob did not have Ryan’s dessert because it was not completely
cooked through when served.
* Unfortunately, Jacob didn’t live long enough to realize his dream.
* Unfortunately Jacob failed to patent his invention; copy-cat manufacturers sprang
up in the wake of his sales route.
* Unfortunately, Jacob didn’t have the type of parasites we had thought.
Sounds like the makings of a Dada book to me…
