Via Shaun Inman’s links on rentzsch.com - googling the term “Unfortunately $yourname” (for the less programmingly inclined, $ indicates a variable) generates some bizarre results.

• Unfortunately Jacob fell into this category, and he was led away to be shot…

• Unfortunately, Jacob did not have Ryan’s dessert because it was not completely cooked through when served.

• Unfortunately, Jacob didn’t live long enough to realize his dream.

• Unfortunately Jacob failed to patent his invention; copy-cat manufacturers sprang up in the wake of his sales route.

• Unfortunately, Jacob didn’t have the type of parasites we had thought.

Sounds like the makings of a Dada book to me…